Retro Land

Plot
SpongeBob and Patrick are at Patrick's place playing the original Super Mario Bros. game on a NES. SpongeBob then explains to Patrick how to play Super Mario Bros. and Patrick explains Mario's popularity. After the brief discussion, the two began to play the game where SpongeBob keeps losing lives.

After losing their last life, Patrick gets angry and wishes that they could go inside the game and beat it themselves rather than Mario. SpongeBob then agrees with Patrick and they both jumped inside the TV into the video game. When they arrived, the 2 notice the live counter above their heads and tries not to lose them all. SpongeBob and Patrick then encounters a Goomba where Patrick calls him a brown muffin which angers the Goomba.

The Goomba soon threatens to defeat Patrick if he calls him a muffin one last time in which he did. Patrick lost a life and the Goomba walks away which angers SpongeBob that Patrick lost his life. Sooner or later, SpongeBob and Patrick spots a Koopa Troopa and yet it again, the Koopa gets angry when Patrick calls him a little turtle. The Koopa walks away leading SpongeBob and Patrick to a Goal Pole.

Right when they where about to grab it, Mario and Luigi arrives which shocks the 2 sea creatures. SpongeBob and Patrick then encounters Mario and Luigi for the first time where the mustachio brothers pulls out rocket launchers for them entering their game. SpongeBob and Patrick was then forced to say a pledge from Mario and Luigi for them not to enter their game again in which they agreed upon.

SpongeBob and Patrick then returns home from the retro video game world and proceeds to burn the Super Mario Bros. game, NES, and controllers. As the games roasted, they sang Good Bye Super Mario Bros. (Auld Lang Syne) and proceeds to go to the arcades to make up playing Mario Bros. ending the episode.

Characters

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Goomba
 * Koopa Troopa

Quotes
"Darn it I touched the brown muffin!!"- Patrick

"Oh No, it's MARIO, THE GUY FROM THE VIDEO GAME!"- SpongeBob

''"Hold it right there you fiends!" ''- Mario

Song: Goodbye Super Mario Bros.
Goodbye Super Mario Bros. You're games are now over!

We've played your games, and they suck!

You can all forget that!

Those enemies, they suck so bad...

Goomba's and Koopas!!

You're days are through, as we roast you...

GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE!!